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A Great Selection Of Outrageously Rude Birthday Cards

Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would reccomend for your Granny! We hold a huge selection of unique greetings cards designed by local makers and UK based creators! Did you know that we will hand write your card for free!

8 OUT OF 10 CATS 8 OUT OF 10 CATS
£2.99
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love cats. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent via RoyalMail 1st Class Car…
ALERT - MUCKY CUNT ALERT - MUCKY CUNT
£3.25
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Here's your birthday card > Now wash your hands > You mucky cunt Rude isolation card for adults only. This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Brainbox Candy. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based…
ANOTHER MOTHER ANOTHER MOTHER
£3.20
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
Another Mother Birthday card Funny Birthday Card by Quite Good A6 greeting card Printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK. Product Code: MOD 38 Designed and printed in the UK. Copyright of E & J Ward 2016 Quite Good Cards Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristo…
BATTENBERG BATTENBERG
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
Ginger Pube In My Bloody Battenberg Greeting Card From our Forest Fr1ends collection Designed by Whale and Bird These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means eve…
Bear With Me Greeting Card Bear With Me Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
Bear With Me Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148…
BIRTHDAY CAT SAYS BIRTHDAY CAT SAYS
£2.99
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: Yeah, I think this card pretty much sums up what every cat thinks about anything that doesn't involve food for them. If you know a cat fan (or someone not so enthusiastic) this Birthday card might just be perfect for them. Just don't leave it at cat height or it might just be eaten. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in…
BIRTHDAY IS SHIT BIRTHDAY IS SHIT
£3.20
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
BIRTHDAY IS SHIT GREETING CARD I hope your birthday is shit funny birthday card A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK. Product Code: QG 69 Designed and printed in the UK. Copyright of E & J Ward 2016 Quite Good Cards Card Shack is the home the best Birthday…
BOARD SILLY - BUM SEX BOARD SILLY - BUM SEX
£3.25
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Birthday Bum Sex greeting card Funny Rude Birthday Card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Brainbox Candy. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to he…
BOARD SILLY - WANKER ACRONYM BOARD SILLY - WANKER ACRONYM
£3.25
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Wanker acronym greeting card Funny Birthday Card | Rude Birthday Card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Brainbox Candy. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards a…
BUBBLES - BELLEND AWARD BUBBLES - BELLEND AWARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Biggest Bellend Award Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: We know a bellend, but are they the biggest bellend? Have they won an award for their bellendness? Maybe, maybe not but here's a card to remind them they probably should. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent Roy…
BUTTERNUT SQUASH BUTTERNUT SQUASH
£2.99
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Go Stick It In A Butternut Squash Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The ca…
Champion Champion
£2.99
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Champion By Near Modern Disaster, Redback Cards NMD41 A little bit quirky and ever-so cool, Sam Kramer’s fun designs are stylish and straight-talking. Described by Sam as ‘cards for someone who you want to make out with’ we think they’re fab for anyone who appreciates irreverent humour and great design! Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are design…
diet diet
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Diet Brand: Wulffmorgenthaler Redback Cards Product Code: WM86 Inside: Blank Size: 15cm x 15 cm Cello wrapped with white envelope Printed in the UK This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a…
Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? Rude Birthday Card Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? Rude Birthday Card
£2.99
£1.00
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: Do I Look like I Fly Fucking Economy Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards…
DOWN MY END DOWN MY END
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
It Keeps Floating Down My End Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card m…
FABULOUS - you sir FABULOUS - you sir
£2.99
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You Sir Are A Knob Funny Birthday Card Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help cel…
FABULOUS - YOURE FUCKING AWESOME FABULOUS - YOURE FUCKING AWESOME
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Fucking Awesome! Keep It Up Rude Birthday Card You're fucking awesome! Keep it up Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday C…
GLOVE PUPPET GLOVE PUPPET
£2.99
4 cards for £10
8 in stock
Working Me Like A Glove Puppet Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card…
Gonna Be Late Greeting Card Gonna Be Late Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Gonna be late Greeting Card From our Forest Fr1ends collection Designed by Whale and Bird These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this car…
GYNO GYNO
£3.15
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
GYNO KMK361 This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified. Kiss Me Kwik Cards This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birth…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PULP FICTION HAPPY BIRTHDAY PULP FICTION
£2.99
4 cards for £10
8 in stock
Pulp Fiction Birthday Greeting Card Designed by Snippet. snippet is a Bristol Based Artist! A6 Greeting card Blank inside so you can write your own message Includes envelope (on occasion colour may vary from one in the photo) Printed in the UK on high quality 300gsm card Will arrive in protective cellophane bag Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards ar…
HAPPY FUCKING WHAT EVER HAPPY FUCKING WHAT EVER
£3.60
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Funny Birthday Card | Happy Fucking Whatever Birthday Schmirthday right? Say it with passive aggressive sentiment with this funny birthday card. Designed by Bettie Confetti: Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, we add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter. Our cards are made using only the best quality board. A6 size when…
HFBD HFBD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Happy F**king Birthday Greetings Card Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF22 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK This funny greeting card is perfect for birthdays. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our bi…
HOLY FLAPS - AWESOME KEEP THAT SHIT UP HOLY FLAPS - AWESOME KEEP THAT SHIT UP
£2.99
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Awesome funny greeting card Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF12 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occassion…
Rude birthday cards from Card Shack - Yep these are most definitely outrageously offensive. But, without a laugh, whats the point in a bit of card ay? Let's do this! Hahahaha Sorry in advance!
Our rude birthday greeting cards feature a range of trendy designs from local artists. Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would reccomend for your Granny!
Shop online to find a totally inappropriate and rude birthday card, guaranteed to put a smile on somebody’s face.

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