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A Great Selection Of Outrageously Rude Birthday Cards

Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would reccomend for your Granny! We hold a huge selection of unique greetings cards designed by local makers and UK based creators! Did you know that we will hand write your card for free!

8 OUT OF 10 CATS 8 OUT OF 10 CATS
£2.99
7 in stock
8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love cats. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Did you…
ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS
£2.99
2 in stock
Forest Friends, Whale and Bird Allergic to Flowers Greeting Card Card dimensions: 148 x 148mm. Packed in a cellophane bag with a brown fleck envelope. Blank inside. Available in packs of 6. Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send…
ANOTHER MOTHER ANOTHER MOTHER
£3.20
6 in stock
A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK. Product Code: MOD 38 Designed and printed in the UK. Copyright of E & J Ward 2016 Quite Good Cards Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to…
awesome awesome
£2.99
6 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Fucking Awesome! Keep It Up Rude Birthday Card You're fucking awesome! Keep it up Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding…
AWKWARD CUNT AWKWARD CUNT
£3.20
5 in stock
MT140 Awkward Cunt Card Rude Birthday Card by Modern Toss Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly…
BELLEND AWARD BELLEND AWARD
£2.99
9 in stock
Biggest Bellend Award Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: We know a bellend, but are they the biggest bellend? Have they won an award for their bellendness? Maybe, maybe not but here's a card to remind them they probably should. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent Roy…
BIRTHDAY CAT SAYS BIRTHDAY CAT SAYS
£2.99
4 in stock
Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: Yeah, I think this card pretty much sums up what every cat thinks about anything that doesn't involve food for them. If you know a cat fan (or someone not so enthusiastic) this Birthday card might just be perfect for them. Just don't leave it at cat height or it might just be eaten. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in…
BIRTHDAY IS SHIT BIRTHDAY IS SHIT
£3.20
6 in stock
SHIT BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD I hope your birthday is shit A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK. Product Code: QG 69 Designed and printed in the UK. Copyright of E & J Ward 2016 Quite Good Cards Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of c…
bum sex bum sex
£2.99
6 in stock
Birthday Bum Sex greeting card Funny Rude Birthday Card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Brainbox Candy. Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exac…
BUTTERNUT SQUASH BUTTERNUT SQUASH
£2.99
7 in stock
Go Stick It In A Butternut Squash Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The ca…
CHEEKY FUCKER CHEEKY FUCKER
£3.60
3 in stock
Funny Birthday Card | Happy Birthday You Cheeky Fucker For the cheekiest fuckers in your life, this funny birthday card is just for them. Designed by Bettie Confetti: Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, we add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter. Our cards are made using only the best quality board. A6 size when folded…
CHILL OUT YEAH CHILL OUT YEAH
£3.20
6 in stock
MT113 Chill Out Yeah Card Rude Birthday Card - Designed by Modern Toss Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Funny birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources.…
CHRIST ALIVE CHRIST ALIVE
£2.99
1 in stock
I Can See What You Had For Breakfast Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The…
diet diet
£2.99
8 in stock
Diet Brand: Wulffmorgenthaler Redback Cards Product Code: WM86 Inside: Blank Size: 15cm x 15 cm Cello wrapped with white envelope Printed in the UK Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to your loved one! Hey - If you o…
Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? Rude Birthday Card Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? Rude Birthday Card
£2.99
£1.00
6 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: Do I Look like I Fly Fucking Economy Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everythin…
DOWN MY END DOWN MY END
£2.99
12 in stock
It Keeps Floating Down My End Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card m…
feed me slut feed me slut
£3.15
1 in stock
BC42 CATS Cats really are wonderful but what do they think of us...? Oh. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified. Kiss Me Kwik Cards
GIVE ME A MINUTE GIVE ME A MINUTE
£2.99
1 in stock
Give Me A Minute Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x…
GLOVE PUPPET GLOVE PUPPET
£2.99
10 in stock
Working Me Like A Glove Puppet Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card…
GYNO GYNO
£3.15
4 in stock
GYNO KMK361 This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified. Kiss Me Kwik Cards .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PULP FICTION HAPPY BIRTHDAY PULP FICTION
£2.99
10 in stock
Pulp Fiction Birthday Greeting Card Designed by Snippet. snippet is a Bristol Based Artist! A6 Greeting card Blank inside so you can write your own message Includes envelope (on occasion colour may vary from one in the photo) Printed in the UK on high quality 300gsm card Will arrive in protective cellophane bag Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a mes…
HAPPY FUCKING WHAT EVER HAPPY FUCKING WHAT EVER
£3.60
3 in stock
Funny Birthday Card | Happy Fucking Whatever Birthday Schmirthday right? Say it with passive aggressive sentiment with this funny birthday card. Designed by Bettie Confetti: Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, we add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter. Our cards are made using only the best quality board. A6 size when…
HFBD HFBD
£2.99
3 in stock
HFBD Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF22 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to your lo…
HUG HUG
£2.99
10 in stock
Hug Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF44 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to your lov…
Rude birthday cards from Card Shack - Yep these are most definitely outrageously offensive. But, without a laugh, whats the point in a bit of card ay? Let's do this! Hahahaha Sorry in advance!
Our rude birthday greeting cards feature a range of trendy designs from local artists. Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would reccomend for your Granny!
Shop online to find a totally inappropriate and rude birthday card, guaranteed to put a smile on somebody’s face.

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