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A Great Selection Of Outrageously Rude Birthday Cards

Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would recommend for your Granny!
We hold a huge selection of unique greetings cards designed by local makers and UK based creators!
Did you know that we will hand write your card for free!

BOARD SILLY - BUM SEX BOARD SILLY - BUM SEX
£2.85
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Birthday Bum Sex greeting card Funny Rude Birthday Card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Brainbox Candy. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to he…
BOARD SILLY - WANKER ACRONYM BOARD SILLY - WANKER ACRONYM
£2.85
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Wanker acronym greeting card Funny Birthday Card | Rude Birthday Card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Brainbox Candy. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards a…
BUBBLES - IVE SPOTTED SOME COCK CARD BUBBLES - IVE SPOTTED SOME COCK CARD
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: I've Spotted Some Cock Rude Birthday Card I thought these were running towards to sea for a dip, clearly I was wrong, they've spotted some cock and are diving right in. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class This funny greeting card c…
CLASSIC RANGE - ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD CLASSIC RANGE - ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD
£2.85
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD CLASSIC RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS, BIRTHDAYS, GOOD LUCK & CONGRATS, NEW JOB & LEAVING Size 145 X 145MM BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know we w…
CLASSIC RANGE - SHIT BROWN CARD CLASSIC RANGE - SHIT BROWN CARD
£2.85
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
SHIT BROWN CARD Colour BROWN Size 145 x 145 mm BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before ad…
COLOURFUL RANGE - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND COLOURFUL RANGE - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND
£2.85
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND COLOURFUL RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS, BIRTHDAYS Size 145 X 145MM BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free…
COLOURFUL RANGE - THERES NO I IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A U IN CUNT COLOURFUL RANGE - THERES NO I IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A U IN CUNT
£2.85
4 cards for £10
9 in stock
THERE'S NO 'I' IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A 'U' IN CUNT COLOURFUL RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS, NEW JOB & LEAVING, BIRTHDAYS Size 145 X 145MM BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - After Work We Get Drunk Card DAVID SHRIGLEY - After Work We Get Drunk Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
DAVID SHRIGLEY WORK DRUNK GREETINGS CARD SHRIGLEY027 Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - ARTHRITIS GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - ARTHRITIS GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - DINOSAUR SHIT GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - DINOSAUR SHIT GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - FELL ASLEEP TALKING GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - FELL ASLEEP TALKING GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - GIANT CRAB GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - GIANT CRAB GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - HEEHAW GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - HEEHAW GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - I AM AMAZING GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - I AM AMAZING GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - I KILLED A MOUSE GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - I KILLED A MOUSE GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - PIGEON BIRTHDAY SHIT GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - PIGEON BIRTHDAY SHIT GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - PILE OF SHIT GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - PILE OF SHIT GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - WEAR SHORTS GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - WEAR SHORTS GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - WRITE POETRY GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - WRITE POETRY GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special…
FABULOUS - 8 OUT OF 10 CATS FABULOUS - 8 OUT OF 10 CATS
£2.75
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love cats. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent via RoyalMail 1st Class Car…
FABULOUS - best bitch FABULOUS - best bitch
£2.75
4 cards for £10
11 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card Here's a card for that friend will always be next to you criticising every other poor soul. The friend that will hold your hair up while you're not feeling the in some club toilets and that loyal friend who will always take one for the team. Yassss, they're your Best Bitch! Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cel…
FABULOUS - Newsflash FABULOUS - Newsflash
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Rude Birthday Card Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great t…
FABULOUS - Nicest wankers FABULOUS - Nicest wankers
£2.75
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: To One Of The Nicest Wankers Rude Birthday Card Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to…
FABULOUS - Nosey Cunt Rude Greeting Card FABULOUS - Nosey Cunt Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
DEAN MORRIS CARDS: Well if they choose to look this close they get what they deserve. I learnt designing this card that it can be nosey or nosy. Isn't the English language marvelous. A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle. Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank insi…

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