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A Great Selection Of Outrageously Rude Birthday Cards

Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would recommend for your Granny!
We hold a huge selection of unique greetings cards designed by local makers and UK based creators!
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BOARD SILLY - BUM SEX BOARD SILLY - BUM SEX
£2.85
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Birthday Bum Sex greeting card Funny Rude Birthday Card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Brainbox Candy. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to he…
BOARD SILLY - WANKER ACRONYM BOARD SILLY - WANKER ACRONYM
£2.85
4 cards for £10
7 in stock
Wanker acronym greeting card Funny Birthday Card | Rude Birthday Card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Brainbox Candy. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards a…
FABULOUS - best bitch FABULOUS - best bitch
£2.75
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card Here's a card for that friend will always be next to you criticising every other poor soul. The friend that will hold your hair up while you're not feeling the in some club toilets and that loyal friend who will always take one for the team. Yassss, they're your Best Bitch! Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cel…
FABULOUS - BIRTHDAY CAT SAYS FABULOUS - BIRTHDAY CAT SAYS
£2.75
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: Yeah, I think this card pretty much sums up what every cat thinks about anything that doesn't involve food for them. If you know a cat fan (or someone not so enthusiastic) this Birthday card might just be perfect for them. Just don't leave it at cat height or it might just be eaten. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in…
FABULOUS - I love anal FABULOUS - I love anal
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card You could use this card to let your significant other know that you would like a little back door action or to push your friend into admitting that they love a bit of anal. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1…
FABULOUS - Newsflash FABULOUS - Newsflash
£2.75
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Rude Birthday Card Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great t…
FABULOUS - Nicest wankers FABULOUS - Nicest wankers
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: To One Of The Nicest Wankers Rude Birthday Card Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to…
FABULOUS - One year older FABULOUS - One year older
£2.75
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: One year older and still a dick rude birthday card Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great…
FABULOUS - SHIT MYSELF FABULOUS - SHIT MYSELF
£2.75
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: Shit Myself With Excitement Rude Birthday Card Just because it's their birthday doesn't mean you have to be too excited about. Here's the obligatory birthday card, just make sure you don't get too excited by the occasion. It could get messy. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standa…
FABULOUS - TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU CARD FABULOUS - TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU CARD
£2.75
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard le…
FABULOUS - Youre A Twat Rude Birthday Card FABULOUS - Youre A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card You might think the world of your mate, but it doesn't mean they're not a complete tool and friends being friends you wouldn't want them to change from their twattish ways anyway. You just need to remind them of this every once in a while. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufacture…
FABULOUS - YOURE FUCKING AWESOME FABULOUS - YOURE FUCKING AWESOME
£2.75
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Fucking Awesome! Keep It Up Rude Birthday Card You're fucking awesome! Keep it up Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday C…
FABULOUS - YOURE MY BEST FRIEND FABULOUS - YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Also A Cunt Rude Birthday Card Here's a rude birthday card, or just for any day to send to that friend who's the absolute best. They just happen to be a rather rude swear word too. You love them but you know what they are, possibly because maybe you're one too. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in…
FABULOUS - Youre Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card FABULOUS - Youre Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card Here's a birthday card to give to that one person who thinks they are a superstar on TikTok, but actually they only have about fourteen followers. If they've followers in the thousands good luck to them, although they might still be a twat. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and…
FOREST FRIENDS - ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS FOREST FRIENDS - ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - BATTENBERG FOREST FRIENDS - BATTENBERG
£2.99
4 cards for £10
8 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - Bear With Me Greeting Card FOREST FRIENDS - Bear With Me Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - BUTTERNUT SQUASH FOREST FRIENDS - BUTTERNUT SQUASH
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - CHRIST ALIVE FOREST FRIENDS - CHRIST ALIVE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - DOWN MY END FOREST FRIENDS - DOWN MY END
£2.99
4 cards for £10
9 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GIVE ME A MINUTE FOREST FRIENDS - GIVE ME A MINUTE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GLOVE PUPPET FOREST FRIENDS - GLOVE PUPPET
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - Gonna Be Late Greeting Card FOREST FRIENDS - Gonna Be Late Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
9 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GRENADE FOREST FRIENDS - GRENADE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…

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