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A Great Selection Of Outrageously Rude Birthday Cards

Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would recommend for your Granny!
We hold a huge selection of unique greetings cards designed by local makers and UK based creators!
Did you know that we will hand write your card for free!

BETTIE CONFETTI - HAPPY FUCKING WHAT EVER BETTIE CONFETTI - HAPPY FUCKING WHAT EVER
£3.60
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Awesome things for awesome people! The funny range of greeting cards by 'Bettie Confetti' are guaranteed to make the recipient giggle! Birthday Schmirthday right? Say it with passive aggressive sentiment with this funny birthday card. Designed by Bettie Confetti: Rude Birthday Card | Happy Fucking Whatever Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, Bettie Confetti add s…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD BUDDY FERNANDEZ - ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD
£2.85
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD CLASSIC RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS, BIRTHDAYS, GOOD LUCK & CONGRATS, NEW JOB & LEAVING Size 145 X 145MM ENVELOPE INCLUDED BLANK INSIDE Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local m…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - BRISTOLS BIGGEST BELLEND BUDDY FERNANDEZ - BRISTOLS BIGGEST BELLEND
£2.85
4 cards for £10
13 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 133 x 184 ENVELOPE INCLUDED BLANK INSIDE Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a lau…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - CUNT BUDDY FERNANDEZ - CUNT
£2.85
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! CUNT COLOURFUL RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS, BIRTHDAYS, NEW JOB & LEAVING Size 145 x 145 mm ENVELOPE INCLUDED BLANK INSIDE Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birth…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - FUCK IT BUDDY FERNANDEZ - FUCK IT
£2.85
4 cards for £10
9 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! FUCK IT HONESTY RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS Colour BLACK Size 133 x 184 ENVELOPE INCLUDED BLANK INSIDE Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - LIONEL - - DINNER PICS BUDDY FERNANDEZ - LIONEL - - DINNER PICS
£2.85
4 cards for £10
7 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! DINNER PICS LIONEL THE F@CK, ILLUSTRATIONS, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS Envelope White Size 133 x 184 - Blank inside - Bit naughty Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our bir…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - LIONEL - LOVE BUDDY FERNANDEZ - LIONEL - LOVE
£2.85
4 cards for £10
10 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! LOVE LIONEL THE F@CK, ILLUSTRATIONS, VALENTINE'S DAY, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS Envelope White Size 133 x 184 - Blank inside - Bit naughty Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based supplier…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - LIONEL - OFF YOU FUCK BUDDY FERNANDEZ - LIONEL - OFF YOU FUCK
£2.85
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! OFF YOU FUCK LIONEL THE F@CK, NEW STUFF Size 133 x 184 ENVELOPE INCLUDED BLANK INSIDE Card Shack is the home the best Leaving Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our greeting cards are great to help celebrate…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - LIONEL - WORK BUDDY FERNANDEZ - LIONEL - WORK
£2.85
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! WORK LIONEL THE F@CK, ILLUSTRATIONS Envelope White Size 133 x 184 - Blank inside - Bit naughty Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - MASSIVE TWAT BUDDY FERNANDEZ - MASSIVE TWAT
£2.85
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! MASSIVE TWAT HONESTY RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS Colour YELLOW Size 133 x 184 ENVELOPE INCLUDED BLANK INSIDE Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - PROPER BELLEND BUDDY FERNANDEZ - PROPER BELLEND
£2.85
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 133 x 184 ENVELOPE INCLUDED BLANK INSIDE Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a lau…
BUDDY FERNANDEZ - SHIT YOURE OLD BUDDY FERNANDEZ - SHIT YOURE OLD
£2.85
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez.  Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! SHIT YOU'RE OLD HONESTY RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS Colour RED Size 133 x 184 ENVELOPE INCLUDED BLANK INSIDE Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - After Work We Get Drunk Card DAVID SHRIGLEY - After Work We Get Drunk Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
DAVID SHRIGLEY WORK DRUNK GREETINGS CARD SHRIGLEY027 Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Less dull, more fun! Life is way too short for boring. At Brainbox Candy, they have dedicated 10 years of their lives to help lovely people li…
DAVID SHRIGLEY - PILE OF SHIT GREETINGS CARD DAVID SHRIGLEY - PILE OF SHIT GREETINGS CARD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside All cards come cello wrapped with a quality neon yellow envelope Less dull, more fun! Life is way too short for boring. At Brainbox Candy, they have dedicated 10 years of their lives to help lovely people like you (yes YOU!) brighten someone else's day. They'v…
DEAN MORRIS - 8 OUT OF 10 CATS DEAN MORRIS - 8 OUT OF 10 CATS
£2.75
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they lo…
DEAN MORRIS - Best bitch DEAN MORRIS - Best bitch
£2.75
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! Here's a card for that friend will always be next to you criticising every other poor soul. The friend that will hold your hair up while you're…
DEAN MORRIS - Happy birthday dickhead Rude Birthday Card DEAN MORRIS - Happy birthday dickhead Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard l…
DEAN MORRIS - I love anal DEAN MORRIS - I love anal
£2.75
4 cards for £10
7 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! You could use this card to let your significant other know that you would like a little back door action or to push your friend into admitting…
DEAN MORRIS - Magnificent Bastard Rude Birthday Card DEAN MORRIS - Magnificent Bastard Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
13 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard l…
DEAN MORRIS - Newsflash DEAN MORRIS - Newsflash
£2.75
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent…
DEAN MORRIS - Nicest wankers DEAN MORRIS - Nicest wankers
£2.75
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent…
DEAN MORRIS - Nosey Cunt Rude Greeting Card DEAN MORRIS - Nosey Cunt Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! Well if they choose to look this close they get what they deserve. I learnt designing this card that it can be nosey or nosy. Isn't the English…
DEAN MORRIS - See this cat DEAN MORRIS - See this cat
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent…
DEAN MORRIS - TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU CARD DEAN MORRIS - TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU CARD
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, Dean Morris has many of the best birthday cards you’ll find! Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs)…

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