Christmas Cards
All of our standard Christmas Cards are 3 for £9.
See our full range of Family Christmas Cards here.

£3.30
3 cards for £9
15 in stock
Less dull, more fun! Life is way too short for boring. Brainbox Candy have dedicated 10 years of their lives to help lovely people like you (yes YOU!) brighten someone else's day. Proudly responsible for a few coughing fits and some soiled underwear along the way! Feedback and reviews regularly make us smile, sometimes guffaw! W078 DON'T EAT TOO MUCH RUDE CHRISTMAS CARD Funny rude christmas card T…
£3.30
3 cards for £9
11 in stock
Less dull, more fun! Life is way too short for boring. Brainbox Candy have dedicated 10 years of their lives to help lovely people like you (yes YOU!) brighten someone else's day. Proudly responsible for a few coughing fits and some soiled underwear along the way! Feedback and reviews regularly make us smile, sometimes guffaw! WC081 LOVELIEST CUNT CHRISTMAS CARD Funny rude christmas card This love…
£3.30
3 cards for £9
20 in stock
Less dull, more fun! Life is way too short for boring. Brainbox Candy have dedicated 10 years of their lives to help lovely people like you (yes YOU!) brighten someone else's day. Proudly responsible for a few coughing fits and some soiled underwear along the way! Feedback and reviews regularly make us smile, sometimes guffaw! KNITWIT10 JINGLE BALLS CHRISTMAS CARD Funny rude christmas card This lo…
£3.30
3 cards for £9
18 in stock
Less dull, more fun! Life is way too short for boring. Brainbox Candy have dedicated 10 years of their lives to help lovely people like you (yes YOU!) brighten someone else's day. Proudly responsible for a few coughing fits and some soiled underwear along the way! Feedback and reviews regularly make us smile, sometimes guffaw! TURKEY012 SANTA WANK RUDE CHRISTMAS CARD Funny rude christmas card This…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
8 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 133 x 184 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
3 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 133 x 184 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
9 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 133 x 184 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
1 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 133 x 184 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
14 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 187 X 133 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
15 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 187 X 133 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
1 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 187 X 133 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
17 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 187 X 133 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.40
3 cards for £9
11 in stock
Honest, Funny and often Rude cards by Buddy Fernandez. Buddy writes funny little greeting cards that finally say it like it is! Size 187 X 133 Envelope WHITE Blank Inside Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you…
£3.50
3 cards for £9
11 in stock
Card dimensions: 105 x 148mm (A6). Packed in a cellophane bag with a brown fleck envelope. Standard letter post. Blank inside. Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely…
£3.50
3 cards for £9
11 in stock
Card dimensions: 105 x 148mm (A6). Packed in a cellophane bag with a brown fleck envelope. Standard letter post. Blank inside. Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle! Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely…
£3.30
3 cards for £9
20 in stock
Less dull, more fun! Life is way too short for boring. Brainbox Candy have dedicated 10 years of their lives to help lovely people like you (yes YOU!) brighten someone else's day. Proudly responsible for a few coughing fits and some soiled underwear along the way! Feedback and reviews regularly make us smile, sometimes guffaw! Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quali…
£3.30
3 cards for £9
15 in stock
Less dull, more fun! Life is way too short for boring. Brainbox Candy have dedicated 10 years of their lives to help lovely people like you (yes YOU!) brighten someone else's day. Proudly responsible for a few coughing fits and some soiled underwear along the way! Feedback and reviews regularly make us smile, sometimes guffaw! Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quali…
£3.15
3 cards for £9
8 in stock
I'm not saying all families are a nightmare at Christmas but let's face it some are. Here's a Christmas card for some long suffering members of the latter. A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers. One asks What are getting for Christmas? to which the other replies As far away from my family as possible. Additional Information Card…
£3.15
3 cards for £9
18 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: If you know someone who always do these silly quizzes on Facebook (okay I've done them before) this might be the perfect festive card for them. Guess what mine turned out to be? A Christmas card asking what your elf name is. For the first letter of your name every letter equals Stupid and for the month in which you were born every month equals cunt. Additional Information Card d…
£3.15
3 cards for £9
26 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: They certainly do, especially during the season of goodwill and this can be just that card A Christmas card with a picture of a teenager dressed in a white 1970s prom tuxedo. Red and green text in front reads Even wankers deserve a Christmas card. Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts. Some may sa…
£3.15
3 cards for £9
15 in stock
Here's the perfect birthday card for that one person you know that has their birthday in December and just happens to be a festive fuckwit. How perfect is that! A dark navy blue card with simple white pink, blue and yellow text reading Everyone knows that only the most festive fuckwits are born in December. Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather ch…
£3.15
3 cards for £9
13 in stock
Sometimes it's good to be honest from the outset when giving a Christmas card. Best they don't get their hopes up when receiving something from Scrooge. A simple white Christmas card featuring bold black, red and green text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this Christmas card. Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and…
£3.15
3 cards for £9
8 in stock
Here's the perfect Christmas Card for someone who has quite extreme views about the restive season. A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling man holding a sing that reads When people say i should enjoy Christmas i simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank…
£3.15
3 cards for £9
13 in stock
We all know that one friend or family member that just always seems little too festive. Well here's a christmas card to passively aggressively let them know your feelings. A Christmas card with a retro picture of two snowmen models walking against a backdrop of snow and candy canes. Red and green text reads Merry Christmas and below in white it reads Now please take your insufferable festive excit…
Some people can’t be saved, and we have the perfect Christmas cards for them! Whether you want to wind up your neighbour or make your mum chuckle, we’ve got you sorted. Outrageous Christmas cards for outrageous people!
Christmas is for spending time with those you love. Write those pesky bastards some choice words! Or some nice ones if you’re feeling sentimental, we can’t tell you what to do!
Did you know that we will handwrite your cards for free! Just pop your message in before adding the item to the basket and we will see it at our end, no problem!
Order before 2pm and will will post your cards out on the same day using 1st Class delivery from the Royal Mail.
Your cards should be with you the next working day. If you ever have any problems, please get in contact and we'd be more than happy to help.