Shit-naks

Ever thought you could do with something to do while you’re doing it? Ever needed a breather during a marathon session? Well, this is the book for you - a collection of naughty games, facts and quotes to amuse the broadest of minds, along with a few cheeky word searches to get you in the mood. These private-time puzzles will, er, keep you going for hours. Details Author: Jassburn, Hugh Publisher:…

Triceratops Enamel Pin By Anna Alekseeva Who doesn’t love a dinosaur? Especially when it’s super cute, covered in glitter and has tiny pink hearts on its glittery turquoise hard enamel pin bottom! This little fella would love to find a happy home with any dinosaur fanatic, young or old. If you don’t know anyone that likes dinosaurs, then we bet there’s room in your heart and on your jacket or ruck…

TWAT ACRONYM BOXED MUG A few words to describe you: Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful Funny, Rude Mug. Dimensions: 95mm high x 80mm in diameter Manufactured in the UK from high quality stoneware Comes gift boxed. Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can…

CFS001 AVOID BOLLOCKING RUDE COASTER SKU:CFS001 Place cup here to avoid bollocking rude, funny coaster. Description: This coaster is high quality melamine with cork backing This coaster measures 100 x 100mm Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a perso…

CFS023 BIGGEST PISSHEAD RUDE COASTER SKU:CFS023 Reserved for the world's biggest pisshead rude, funny coaster. Description: Dimensions: 100mm x 100mm Printed and manufactured in the UK This coaster is high quality melamine with cork backing Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to sen…

CIDER MANIAC FRIDGE MAGNET SKU:VSM020 This person is a cider maniac funny fridge magnet. Description: This high quality metal magnet has a gloss laminated finish This magnet measures 55 x 80mm All orders unless specified are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post. Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great,…

GIN WHORE FRIDGE MAGNET SKU:VSM002 This person is a gin whore. Rude, funny fridge magnet. Description: This high quality metal magnet has a gloss laminated finish This magnet measures 55 x 80mm. Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised prin…

RUST004 NECK-O THE PROSECCO COASTER RUST004 Description: Dimensions: 100mm x 100mm Printed and manufactured in the UK This coaster is high quality melamine with cork backing. Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised printed gift note free o…

WORK VS LIFE COASTER COAST001 5 Days with you twats 2 days of bliss. Work vs Life. Funny coaster. Description: Dimensions: 100mm x 100mm Printed and manufactured in the UK - high quality melamine with cork backing Orders are dispatched same when ordered by 3pm (Mon-Fri) All orders unless specified are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post. Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed…

Britains Great Fridge Magnet SIZE - 50x50mm Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. We can send a personalised printed gift note free of charge with any gift! Just let us know what to write in the "add hand written message" box. We can gift wrap this item for £1 - Hit the gift wrap button before adding to basket! Did you know we will hand wr…

Britains Great Fridge Magnet In Bag SIZE - 50x50mm Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. We can send a personalised printed gift note free of charge with any gift! Just let us know what to write in the "add hand written message" box. We can gift wrap this item for £1 - Hit the gift wrap button before adding to basket! Did you know we will…

Jazz up your boring fridge with this fabulously varied set of magnets featuring our original illustrations. All magnets are the same size and weight: approximately 5.5cm diameter and weigh 14g. They are designed to be decorative but are strong enough to hold paper in place on a fridge. Magnets will arrive loose and wrapped in paper for protection. Card Shack has unique collection of art prints des…

Jazz up your boring fridge with this fabulous fridge magnet. All magnets are the same size and weight: approximately 5.5cm diameter and weigh 14g. They are designed to be decorative but are strong enough to hold paper in place on a fridge. Magnets will arrive loose and wrapped in paper for protection. Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers.…

Jazz up your boring fridge with this fabulous fridge magnet. All magnets are the same size and weight: approximately 5.5cm diameter and weigh 14g. They are designed to be decorative but are strong enough to hold paper in place on a fridge. Magnets will arrive loose and wrapped in paper for protection. Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers.…

Jazz up your boring fridge with this fabulous fridge magnet. All magnets are the same size and weight: approximately 5.5cm diameter and weigh 14g. They are designed to be decorative but are strong enough to hold paper in place on a fridge. Magnets will arrive loose and wrapped in paper for protection. Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers.…

DAVID SHRIGLEY FUCKING ACE BOXED MUG SKU:MUG114 Dimensions: 95mm high x 80mm in diameter Manufactured in the UK from high quality stoneware Comes gift boxed Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised printed gift note free of charge with any…

DAVID SHRIGLEY STOP THINKING BOXED MUG SKU: MUG115 Dimensions: 95mm high x 80mm in diameter Manufactured in the UK from high quality stoneware Comes gift boxed Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised printed gift note free of charge with a…

HUNGOVER - DAVID SHRIGLEY THERMAL WATER BOTTLE DSBOTTLE04 David Shrigley Thermal 500ml water bottle, made from 304 grade stainless steel. Keeps cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot. Who would have thought it, what a clever bottle! Does not save the world but it helps cut down on plastic bottle use, so it does have a conscience. Height 250mm Diameter 67mm Capacity 500ml Printed and manufactured in t…

40% Gin 60% Sass 100% Unicorn 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised printed gift note…

To be honest, I've heard the other two aren't that keen either. Funny coaster by Dean Morris. Additional Information Coaster dimensions: 98x98mm Melamine coaster with cork backing Printed and manufactured in the UK Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great…

Here's a lovely fridge magnet to stick on the fridge of some cat obsessed friend. I'm surprised it's as low as 8 our of 10 to be honest! A picture fridge magnet with a purple ‘sunrise’ style backdrop and eight rather confused looking ginger cats, sat up close together and staring into the distance in different directions. It has the caption ‘8 out of 10 cats think you’re a cunt’ written on a white…

Birthday Tosser Funny Badge 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised printed gift note fr…

Plant based is all the rage and just in case you haven't let everybody know about your new diet you can do now with this badge. Perfect for Veganuary or any other month for that matter. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by l…

Were you the 52% or the 48% ? If you're the latter here is a badge for you to happily wear out and about and perfect to wear round Europe to show solidarity. Brexit doesn't have to be all bad, you get a nice new badge out of it. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has uniqu…