Shit-naks

Ever thought you could do with something to do while you’re doing it? Ever needed a breather during a marathon session? Well, this is the book for you - a collection of naughty games, facts and quotes to amuse the broadest of minds, along with a few cheeky word searches to get you in the mood. These private-time puzzles will, er, keep you going for hours. Details Author: Jassburn, Hugh Publisher:…

Triceratops Enamel Pin By Anna Alekseeva Who doesn’t love a dinosaur? Especially when it’s super cute, covered in glitter and has tiny pink hearts on its glittery turquoise hard enamel pin bottom! This little fella would love to find a happy home with any dinosaur fanatic, young or old. If you don’t know anyone that likes dinosaurs, then we bet there’s room in your heart and on your jacket or ruck…

CIDER MANIAC FRIDGE MAGNET SKU:VSM020 This person is a cider maniac funny fridge magnet. Description: This high quality metal magnet has a gloss laminated finish This magnet measures 55 x 80mm All orders unless specified are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post. Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great,…

GIN WHORE FRIDGE MAGNET SKU:VSM002 This person is a gin whore. Rude, funny fridge magnet. Description: This high quality metal magnet has a gloss laminated finish This magnet measures 55 x 80mm. Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised prin…

Britains Great Fridge Magnet SIZE - 50x50mm Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. We can send a personalised printed gift note free of charge with any gift! Just let us know what to write in the "add hand written message" box. We can gift wrap this item for £1 - Hit the gift wrap button before adding to basket! Did you know we will hand wr…

Britains Great Fridge Magnet In Bag SIZE - 50x50mm Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. We can send a personalised printed gift note free of charge with any gift! Just let us know what to write in the "add hand written message" box. We can gift wrap this item for £1 - Hit the gift wrap button before adding to basket! Did you know we will…

This keyring measures approx 5 cm x 4 cm excluding the hoop and ring. The design is seen on the front and back. All of our acrylic keyrings are made from 100% recycled premium acrylic that had previously reached the end of it's life-cycle and was destined for landfill or incineration. Made in the UK. Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers…

Jazz up your boring fridge with this fabulously varied set of magnets featuring our original illustrations. All magnets are the same size and weight: approximately 5.5cm diameter and weigh 14g. They are designed to be decorative but are strong enough to hold paper in place on a fridge. Magnets will arrive loose and wrapped in paper for protection. Card Shack has unique collection of art prints des…

Jazz up your boring fridge with this fabulous fridge magnet. All magnets are the same size and weight: approximately 5.5cm diameter and weigh 14g. They are designed to be decorative but are strong enough to hold paper in place on a fridge. Magnets will arrive loose and wrapped in paper for protection. Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers.…

Jazz up your boring fridge with this fabulous fridge magnet. All magnets are the same size and weight: approximately 5.5cm diameter and weigh 14g. They are designed to be decorative but are strong enough to hold paper in place on a fridge. Magnets will arrive loose and wrapped in paper for protection. Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers.…

Jazz up your boring fridge with this fabulous fridge magnet. All magnets are the same size and weight: approximately 5.5cm diameter and weigh 14g. They are designed to be decorative but are strong enough to hold paper in place on a fridge. Magnets will arrive loose and wrapped in paper for protection. Card Shack has unique collection of art prints designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers.…

HUNGOVER - DAVID SHRIGLEY THERMAL WATER BOTTLE DSBOTTLE04 David Shrigley Thermal 500ml water bottle, made from 304 grade stainless steel. Keeps cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot. Who would have thought it, what a clever bottle! Does not save the world but it helps cut down on plastic bottle use, so it does have a conscience. Height 250mm Diameter 67mm Capacity 500ml Printed and manufactured in t…

40% Gin 60% Sass 100% Unicorn 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised printed gift note…

Well 8 out of 10 cats clearly think someone is c**t. Now there's badge just for them. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send wi…

Here's a lovely fridge magnet to stick on the fridge of some cat obsessed friend. I'm surprised it's as low as 8 our of 10 to be honest! A picture fridge magnet with a purple ‘sunrise’ style backdrop and eight rather confused looking ginger cats, sat up close together and staring into the distance in different directions. It has the caption ‘8 out of 10 cats think you’re a cunt’ written on a white…

Birthday Tosser Funny Badge 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card! We can send a personalised printed gift note fr…

Plant based is all the rage and just in case you haven't let everybody know about your new diet you can do now with this badge. Perfect for Veganuary or any other month for that matter. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by l…

Were you the 52% or the 48% ? If you're the latter here is a badge for you to happily wear out and about and perfect to wear round Europe to show solidarity. Brexit doesn't have to be all bad, you get a nice new badge out of it. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has uniqu…

Now here's one badge I could wear with pride. Gin is all the thing nowadays but if you were into gin before it was trendy and so beloved of all those bearded hipsters then here's a badge for you. If you're the bearded hipster then why not wear one too. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Cl…

We all need a bit of positivity these days so here's a little bit you can do for the cause. Wear this funky badge with pride and spread those good vibes. This badge has a rainbow pattern exploding from the centre with curvy white text over the top reading Good vibes only! 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders s…

Here's a badge for the person - who may indeed be you - who lives for their squats, leg day, spin class and crossfit. Yes admit it, you're a gym wanker so why not be proud and wear this badge with pride. All the other gym wankers will love it too. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class C…

If it's one of those days where the sun is shining and you just need to wish everyone a nice gay well now you can with this fabulous badge. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty…

Here's the perfect badge if you're in a customer facing job. Maybe keep it in your back pocket and bring it out when that extra annoying customer plays up. I'm sure they'll see the joke. 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by…

I'm sure your boss will get the joke, and if they don't well you'll get the sack and you won't need to see them again. You've got a win win there! 32mm diameter button pin badge Manufactured in the UK Not suitable for children due to sharp objects Large letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Ou…