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A Great Selection Of Outrageously Rude Greeting Cards

Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would reccomend for your Granny! We hold a huge selection of unique greetings cards designed by local makers and UK based creators! Did you know that we will hand write your card for free!

ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS
£2.99
1 in stock
Allergic to Flowers Greetings Card Designed by Whale and Bird Range: Forest Friends Card dimensions: 148 x 148mm. Packed in a cellophane bag with a brown fleck envelope. Blank inside for your message Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occa…
AWESOME KEEP THAT SHIT UP AWESOME KEEP THAT SHIT UP
£2.99
6 in stock
Awesome funny greeting card Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF12 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occassion…
AWKWARD CUNT AWKWARD CUNT
£3.20
5 in stock
Awkward Cunt Card Rude Birthday Card by Modern Toss Product Code: MT140 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are…
BORING MEETING BORING MEETING
£3.20
4 in stock
MT149 BORING MEETING CARD Rude Birthday Card designed by Modern Toss Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Funny Isolation Birthday Card | Covid19 Funny Card Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers…
BUTTERNUT SQUASH BUTTERNUT SQUASH
£2.99
5 in stock
Go Stick It In A Butternut Squash Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The ca…
Champion Champion
£2.99
6 in stock
Champion By Near Modern Disaster, Redback Cards NMD41 A little bit quirky and ever-so cool, Sam Kramer’s fun designs are stylish and straight-talking. Described by Sam as ‘cards for someone who you want to make out with’ we think they’re fab for anyone who appreciates irreverent humour and great design! Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are design…
CHILL OUT YEAH CHILL OUT YEAH
£3.20
5 in stock
MT113 Chill Out Yeah Card Rude Birthday Card - Designed by Modern Toss Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Funny birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources.…
diet diet
£2.99
7 in stock
Diet Brand: Wulffmorgenthaler Redback Cards Product Code: WM86 Inside: Blank Size: 15cm x 15 cm Cello wrapped with white envelope Printed in the UK This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a…
DOWN MY END DOWN MY END
£2.99
8 in stock
It Keeps Floating Down My End Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card m…
FUCKING FABULOUS FUCKING FABULOUS
£3.60
3 in stock
Fucking Fabulous For those with the confidence of a seasoned drag queen, you need to tell them they're fucking fabulous with this neon card. Designed by Bettie Confetti: Our cards are made using only the best quality board. Part of our Neon Brights collection, this card is printed with neon inks and finished with glitter accents. A6 size when folded. We package your cards up for you with a neon pi…
GET OUT THE HOUSE GET OUT THE HOUSE
£3.20
3 in stock
GET OUT THE HOUSE CARD A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK. Product Code: 204 Designed and printed in the UK. Copyright of E & J Ward 2016 Quite Good Cards This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the best Bir…
GIVE ME A MINUTE GIVE ME A MINUTE
£2.99
1 in stock
Give Me A Minute Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x…
GLOVE PUPPET GLOVE PUPPET
£2.99
9 in stock
Working Me Like A Glove Puppet Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card…
LITTLE DICKHEAD LITTLE DICKHEAD
£2.99
2 in stock
No Cure For Being A Little Dickhead Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The…
MARMITE SNIFF MARMITE SNIFF
£2.99
8 in stock
Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection "Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite..." Marmite, you either love it or hate it and in this instance you are definitely going to love it! These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recy…
OPENED THE WINE OPENED THE WINE
£2.99
2 in stock
Opened The Wine Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x…
PRETTY FUCKING GAY GREETING CARD PRETTY FUCKING GAY GREETING CARD
£2.99
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: Pretty Fucking Gay Greeting Card This card has a load of rainbows on it, must mean it's a VERY gay card. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the…
QUEEN QUEEN
£2.35
8 in stock
Queen - Mini card Designed by Suki Says. Suki is a Bristol based Artist! • 75mm x 105mm (folded measurements) Portrait greeting card • Left blank inside for your message • Comes with a White envelope and a Protective acetate sleeve • Digitally printed on Matte 324gsm paper • Made from FSC Mixed Sources Certified. • Designed by Suki Says Design • Printed in Bristol, UK **Please note there may be a…
Smart Bin Smart Bin
£3.20
6 in stock
Smart Bin. Not eating enough lettuce then? managed the chips though yeah, you fat cunt Offensive birthday card for adults only. This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Designed by Modern Toss, Brainbox Candy. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are…
SOMEWHERE SOMEWHERE
£2.99
5 in stock
Somewhere Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF14 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards ar…
STRIPPER STRIPPER
£2.99
11 in stock
Stripper Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF41 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK This funny greeting card can be used to celebrate any occasion. Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are…
THROTTLE A CHICKEN THROTTLE A CHICKEN
£2.99
9 in stock
Throttle A Chicken Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection We don't know about throttling chickens, but you may well end up chuckling like a chimpanzee over this card! These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means ev…
WORK LINE MANAGER WORK LINE MANAGER
£3.20
5 in stock
MT18 LINE MANAGER CARD Rude Birthday Card - Designed by Modern Toss Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Funny rude birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources…

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