Rude Cards

Forest Friends, Whale and Bird Allergic to Flowers Greeting Card Card dimensions: 148 x 148mm. Packed in a cellophane bag with a brown fleck envelope. Blank inside. Available in packs of 6. Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send…

MT140 Awkward Cunt Card Rude Birthday Card by Modern Toss Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly…

MT149 BORING MEETING CARD Rude Birthday Card designed by Modern Toss Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Funny Isolation Birthday Card | Covid19 Funny Card Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the ite…

Go Stick It In A Butternut Squash Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The ca…

MT113 Chill Out Yeah Card Rude Birthday Card - Designed by Modern Toss Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Funny birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources.…

I Can See What You Had For Breakfast Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The…

Diet Brand: Wulffmorgenthaler Redback Cards Product Code: WM86 Inside: Blank Size: 15cm x 15 cm Cello wrapped with white envelope Printed in the UK Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to your loved one! Hey - If you o…

It Keeps Floating Down My End Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card m…

Fucking Fabulous For those with the confidence of a seasoned drag queen, you need to tell them they're fucking fabulous with this neon card. Designed by Bettie Confetti: Our cards are made using only the best quality board. Part of our Neon Brights collection, this card is printed with neon inks and finished with glitter accents. A6 size when folded. We package your cards up for you with a neon pi…

GET OUT THE HOUSE CARD A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK. Product Code: 204 Designed and printed in the UK. Copyright of E & J Ward 2016 Quite Good Cards Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before…

Give Me A Minute Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x…

Working Me Like A Glove Puppet Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card…

No Cure For Being A Little Dickhead Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The…

niff It Barry, It's Not Marmite Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection "Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite..." Marmite, you either love it or hate it and in this instance you are definitely going to love it! These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recyc…

Naughty Word Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148…

Opened The Wine Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x…

Dean Morris Cards: Pretty Fucking Gay Greeting Card This card has a load of rainbows on it, must mean it's a VERY gay card. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a messag…

Queen - Mini card Designed by Suki Says. Suki is a Bristol based Artist! • 75mm x 105mm (folded measurements) Portrait greeting card • Left blank inside for your message • Comes with a White envelope and a Protective acetate sleeve • Digitally printed on Matte 324gsm paper • Made from FSC Mixed Sources Certified. • Designed by Suki Says Design • Printed in Bristol, UK **Please note there may be a…

Somewhere Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF14 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to yo…

Stripper Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF41 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to you…

Throttle A Chicken Greeting Card From our forest fr1ends collection We don't know about throttling chickens, but you may well end up chuckling like a chimpanzee over this card! These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means ev…

MT18 LINE MANAGER CARD Rude Birthday Card - Designed by Modern Toss Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope Funny birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources. Des…