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A Great Selection Of Outrageously Rude Greeting Cards

Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would reccomend for your Granny! We hold a huge selection of unique greetings cards designed by local makers and UK based creators! Did you know that we will hand write your card for free!

FABULOUS - best bitch FABULOUS - best bitch
£2.75
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card Here's a card for that friend will always be next to you criticising every other poor soul. The friend that will hold your hair up while you're not feeling the in some club toilets and that loyal friend who will always take one for the team. Yassss, they're your Best Bitch! Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cel…
FABULOUS - I love anal FABULOUS - I love anal
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card You could use this card to let your significant other know that you would like a little back door action or to push your friend into admitting that they love a bit of anal. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1…
FABULOUS - Youre A Twat Rude Birthday Card FABULOUS - Youre A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card You might think the world of your mate, but it doesn't mean they're not a complete tool and friends being friends you wouldn't want them to change from their twattish ways anyway. You just need to remind them of this every once in a while. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufacture…
FABULOUS - YOURE MY BEST FRIEND FABULOUS - YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
£2.75
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Also A Cunt Rude Birthday Card Here's a rude birthday card, or just for any day to send to that friend who's the absolute best. They just happen to be a rather rude swear word too. You love them but you know what they are, possibly because maybe you're one too. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in…
FABULOUS - Youre Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card FABULOUS - Youre Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
2 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card Here's a birthday card to give to that one person who thinks they are a superstar on TikTok, but actually they only have about fourteen followers. If they've followers in the thousands good luck to them, although they might still be a twat. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and…
FOREST FRIENDS - ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS FOREST FRIENDS - ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - BATTENBERG FOREST FRIENDS - BATTENBERG
£2.99
4 cards for £10
8 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - Bear With Me Greeting Card FOREST FRIENDS - Bear With Me Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - BUTTERNUT SQUASH FOREST FRIENDS - BUTTERNUT SQUASH
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - CHRIST ALIVE FOREST FRIENDS - CHRIST ALIVE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - DOWN MY END FOREST FRIENDS - DOWN MY END
£2.99
4 cards for £10
9 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GIVE ME A MINUTE FOREST FRIENDS - GIVE ME A MINUTE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GLOVE PUPPET FOREST FRIENDS - GLOVE PUPPET
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - Gonna Be Late Greeting Card FOREST FRIENDS - Gonna Be Late Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
9 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GRENADE FOREST FRIENDS - GRENADE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - LITTLE DICKHEAD FOREST FRIENDS - LITTLE DICKHEAD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - MARMITE SNIFF FOREST FRIENDS - MARMITE SNIFF
£2.99
4 cards for £10
7 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - Once Upon A Time Greeting Card FOREST FRIENDS - Once Upon A Time Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - OPENED THE WINE FOREST FRIENDS - OPENED THE WINE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - THROTTLE A CHICKEN FOREST FRIENDS - THROTTLE A CHICKEN
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
HOLY FLAPS - AWESOME KEEP THAT SHIT UP HOLY FLAPS - AWESOME KEEP THAT SHIT UP
£2.99
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended. Awesome funny greeting card Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF12 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK Card Shack is the home the…
HOLY FLAPS - SOMEWHERE HOLY FLAPS - SOMEWHERE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended. Somewhere Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF14 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK This funny greeting card can be used to celeb…
HOLY FLAPS - STRIPPER HOLY FLAPS - STRIPPER
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended. Stripper Brand: Holy Flaps (Rude) Redback Cards Product Code: HF41 Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with neon envelope Printed in thermography Printed in the UK This funny greeting card can be used to celebr…
HONESTY RANGE - FUCK IT HONESTY RANGE - FUCK IT
£2.85
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
FUCK IT HONESTY RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS Colour BLACK Size 133 x 184 To the point, don't you think? - Smooth laminate finish - Yellow envelope - Cello wrapped

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