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A Great Selection Of Outrageously Rude Greeting Cards

Perfect for those with a sense of humour. Be warned, the language in some of them aren't something i would reccomend for your Granny! We hold a huge selection of unique greetings cards designed by local makers and UK based creators! Did you know that we will hand write your card for free!

BUBBLES - IVE SPOTTED SOME COCK CARD BUBBLES - IVE SPOTTED SOME COCK CARD
£2.75
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: I've Spotted Some Cock Rude Birthday Card I thought these were running towards to sea for a dip, clearly I was wrong, they've spotted some cock and are diving right in. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class This funny greeting card c…
CLASSIC RANGE - SHIT BROWN CARD CLASSIC RANGE - SHIT BROWN CARD
£2.85
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
SHIT BROWN CARD Colour BROWN Size 145 x 145 mm BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge! Choose "Add a message" before ad…
CLASSIC RANGE - TWAT CLASSIC RANGE - TWAT
£2.85
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
TWAT CLASSIC RANGE, TOP NAUGHTY CARDS, BIRTHDAYS, ANY OCCASION Colour RED Size 145mm x 145mm BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely fr…
COLOURFUL RANGE - CUNT COLOURFUL RANGE - CUNT
£2.85
4 cards for £10
10 in stock
CUNT COLOURFUL RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS, BIRTHDAYS, NEW JOB & LEAVING Size 145 X 145MM BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free…
COLOURFUL RANGE - FUCK IT THISLL DO COLOURFUL RANGE - FUCK IT THISLL DO
£2.85
4 cards for £10
9 in stock
FUCK IT THIS'LL DO COLOURFUL RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS, BIRTHDAYS, ANY OCCASION Size 145 X 145MM BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know we will hand write your cards absolu…
COLOURFUL RANGE - THERES NO I IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A U IN CUNT COLOURFUL RANGE - THERES NO I IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A U IN CUNT
£2.85
4 cards for £10
7 in stock
THERE'S NO 'I' IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A 'U' IN CUNT COLOURFUL RANGE, TOP 100 NAUGHTY CARDS, NEW JOB & LEAVING, BIRTHDAYS Size 145 X 145MM BUDDY FERNANDEZ CARDS Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occasion or simply have a laugh! Did you know…
FABULOUS - 8 OUT OF 10 CATS FABULOUS - 8 OUT OF 10 CATS
£2.75
4 cards for £10
11 in stock
8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card Dean Morris Cards: I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love cats. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent via RoyalMail 1st Class Car…
FABULOUS - best bitch FABULOUS - best bitch
£2.75
4 cards for £10
10 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card Here's a card for that friend will always be next to you criticising every other poor soul. The friend that will hold your hair up while you're not feeling the in some club toilets and that loyal friend who will always take one for the team. Yassss, they're your Best Bitch! Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cel…
FABULOUS - YOURE MY BEST FRIEND FABULOUS - YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
£2.75
4 cards for £10
1 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Also A Cunt Rude Birthday Card Here's a rude birthday card, or just for any day to send to that friend who's the absolute best. They just happen to be a rather rude swear word too. You love them but you know what they are, possibly because maybe you're one too. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in…
FABULOUS - Youre Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card FABULOUS - Youre Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
Dean Morris Cards: You're Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card Here's a birthday card to give to that one person who thinks they are a superstar on TikTok, but actually they only have about fourteen followers. If they've followers in the thousands good luck to them, although they might still be a twat. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and…
FOREST FRIENDS - ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS FOREST FRIENDS - ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS
£2.99
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - BATTENBERG FOREST FRIENDS - BATTENBERG
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - Bear With Me Greeting Card FOREST FRIENDS - Bear With Me Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
13 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - BUTTERNUT SQUASH FOREST FRIENDS - BUTTERNUT SQUASH
£2.99
4 cards for £10
8 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - CHRIST ALIVE FOREST FRIENDS - CHRIST ALIVE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
10 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - DOWN MY END FOREST FRIENDS - DOWN MY END
£2.99
4 cards for £10
3 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GIVE ME A MINUTE FOREST FRIENDS - GIVE ME A MINUTE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
6 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GLOVE PUPPET FOREST FRIENDS - GLOVE PUPPET
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - Gonna Be Late Greeting Card FOREST FRIENDS - Gonna Be Late Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - GRENADE FOREST FRIENDS - GRENADE
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - LITTLE DICKHEAD FOREST FRIENDS - LITTLE DICKHEAD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
5 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - MARMITE SNIFF FOREST FRIENDS - MARMITE SNIFF
£2.99
4 cards for £10
12 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - NAUGHTY WORD FOREST FRIENDS - NAUGHTY WORD
£2.99
4 cards for £10
8 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…
FOREST FRIENDS - Once Upon A Time Greeting Card FOREST FRIENDS - Once Upon A Time Greeting Card
£2.99
4 cards for £10
4 in stock
These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection. This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials. The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message. Card Shac…

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