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The 'New Normal' Birthday Cards!

These certainly are crazy times the whole World is going through. The Covid 19 pandemic has literally shaken our lives. Among all the madness our creators have been busy creating birthday cards that provide some topical humour and a laugh. If you don't laugh, you'll cry! We've still got to keep our social distancing but as we enter the new normal we can hopefully share some birthday giggles.

ALCOHOLIC NAME ALCOHOLIC NAME
£2.99
2 in stock
Your Quarentine alcoholic name Funny isolation birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources.
ANNIVERSARY GREETING CARD ANNIVERSARY GREETING CARD
£2.99
3 in stock
Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality coloured envelope
Anything But Normal Funny Birthday Card Anything But Normal Funny Birthday Card
£2.99
6 in stock
Here's the perfect birthday card for that one person is a complete antithesis of our current New Normal. It's time to celebrate the weird! Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
BIRTHDAY FART MASK BIRTHDAY FART MASK
£2.99
4 in stock
Birthday Fart Mask greeting card Funny isolation birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources.
BORIS BIKE BORIS BIKE
£3.20
3 in stock
BORIS BIKE CARD 127mm x 178mm greeting card printed on high-quality 300gsm card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK. Designed and printed in the UK. Copyright of E & J Ward 2019
Boris Johnson Level Up Funny Birthday Card Boris Johnson Level Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.99
17 in stock
Now really is the time to level up and get this birthday done. And while we're at it it's time to just get going and any other three word slogan. Here's a birthday card with a great leader to inspire you. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
CLUELESS BORIS CARD CLUELESS BORIS CARD
£2.99
18 in stock
Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card I think we're in the age where satire is dead. Still, if you're the kind of person that bumbles from one disaster to another but always remember people's birthdays this card could be perfect. Not sure how long this one will be relevant. The perfect birthday card if you want one featuring a picture of Boris Johnson on a blue background with the words 'I'm complete…
COMMUNITY SPIRIT COMMUNITY SPIRIT
£3.20
6 in stock
This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources
GOING ANYWHERE NICE? GOING ANYWHERE NICE?
£2.99
6 in stock
Going any where nice for your birthday? Funny isolation birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKE THIS CARD HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKE THIS CARD
£2.99
4 in stock
Happy Birthday Like This Funny Birthday Card Here's a perfect way to wish someone happy birthday whether we're still social distancing or simply if the recipient has bad breath. Both equally valid. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
HAPPY NEW NORMAL BIRTHDAY CARD HAPPY NEW NORMAL BIRTHDAY CARD
£2.99
8 in stock
Happy New Normal Birthday Card I don't think anyone really knows what the new normal will mean for us and the same goes for birthdays. Let's just make it up as we go along like we've always done. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
hope your birthday isnt shit hope your birthday isnt shit
£2.99
8 in stock
Hope Your Birthday isn't Shit Funny Birthday Card Hope Your Birthday isn't Shit Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
ISOLATION IS POO ISOLATION IS POO
£2.99
2 in stock
Happy birthday to you Isolation is poo! Funny isolation birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources.
ITS GONNA BE OK ITS GONNA BE OK
£3.60
4 in stock
Rainbow Thinking Of You Card | It's Gonna Be OK When you know someone's feeling a little rubbish and you just want to let them know it'll all be OK, this is the perfect card. Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, we add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter. Our cards are made using only the best quality board. A6 size whe…
LIFE IS LIKE A WILLY LIFE IS LIKE A WILLY
£2.99
2 in stock
Life is like a willy greeting card Funny isolation birthday card This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources.
LOCKDOWN ANNIVERSARY LOCKDOWN ANNIVERSARY
£2.99
9 in stock
ANNIVERSARY SKU:TYP038 Description: This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources
MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN CARD MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN CARD
£2.99
16 in stock
Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card Donald Trump is lying, nobody knows more about birthdays than you and you know the perfect person from who this card would be ideal. You can make their birthday great again! Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st…
NOT ALL SUPER HEROES WEAR CAPES NOT ALL SUPER HEROES WEAR CAPES
£2.99
6 in stock
Not all super heroes wear capes thank you NHS card You can also add a message to your card and have it sent to you or direct to someone else. This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources
PASTA CAKE PASTA CAKE
£2.99
3 in stock
spare pasta isolation lockdown birthday card You can also add a message to your card and have it sent to you or direct to someone else. This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources
PRO GAMER PRO GAMER
£3.20
6 in stock
MT121 PRO GAMER CARD SKU: MT121 Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a quality kraft envelope
QUARAN-TEAM QUARAN-TEAM
£2.99
4 in stock
quarentine birthday card quaren-team You can also add a message to your card and have it sent to you or direct to someone else. This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources
SELF ISOLATION SUCKS DICK SELF ISOLATION SUCKS DICK
£2.99
1 in stock
self isolation sucks dick greeting card You can also add a message to your card and have it sent to you or direct to someone else. This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources
SO THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL CARD SO THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL CARD
£2.99
4 in stock
So This Is The New Normal Funny Birthday Card Some people just like to be different that everyone else. This card is for them. Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
SOCIALLY DISTANCED MONEY SOCIALLY DISTANCED MONEY
£2.99
2 in stock
socially distanced greeting card You can also add a message to your card and have it sent to you or direct to someone else. This lovely quality card measures 120 x 170mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources

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