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DEAN MORRIS - Festive fuckwit December Rude Birthday Card

RAN 66

£3.35

1 in stock

Giftwrap

Handwritten card

Description

Here's the perfect birthday card for that one person you know that has their birthday in December and just happens to be a festive fuckwit. How perfect is that!

A dark navy blue card with simple white pink, blue and yellow text reading Everyone knows that only the most festive fuckwits are born in December.

Dean Morris Cards... Home of rude cards!

The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts.

Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude christmas cards, Dean Morris has many of the best christmas cards you’ll find!

Additional Information

Card dimensions: 126x178mm

Packed in a cellobag with envelope

Printed and Manufactured in the UK

Blank inside

Standard letter post

Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class

Card Shack is the home the best Christmas Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our Christmas cards are designed to deliver a smile... and hopefully a chuckle!

Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge!

Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to your loved one! Hey - If you order before 2pm, we will dispatch it the same day. Not to worry if not, it will go out the next day. We use the Royal Mail First Class Service for super speedy delivery.

Delivery

Items ordered before 2pm are dispatched on the same day using the 1st class Royal Mail service. Orders over £25 will receive free delivery to one UK address.

Returns

We take extra care to provide you with the very best products. Cards posted are protected in a cardboard backed envelope and other items are packed with care. If the item arrives damaged or faulty then please let us know as soon as you can. You will be entitled to a full refund up to 14 days from the purchase date.

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