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Everything Is Shit Rude Christmas Card
DMX287

£2.99
15 in stock
Giftwrap
Handwritten card

Description

Dean Morris Cards:

It's been a turbulent few years to say the least and who knows whats ahead but here's a nice comforting festive card suggesting that we at least have Christmas to distract us for the shitshow.

Additional Information

Card dimensions: 126x178mm

Packed in a cellobag with envelope

Printed and Manufactured in the UK

Blank inside

Standard letter post

Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class

Delivery

Items ordered before 2pm are dispatched on the same day using the 1st class Royal Mail service. Orders over £25 will receive free delivery to one UK address.

Returns

We take extra care to provide you with the very best products. Cards posted are protected in a cardboard backed envelope and other items are packed with care. If the item arrives damaged or faulty then please let us know as soon as you can. You will be entitled to a full refund up to 14 days from the purchase date.

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