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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap
DMW08

£2.00
24 in stock
Giftwrap
Handwritten card

Description

Had enough of all the overly jolly behaviour at this time of year? Well, now you can let rip and wish a happy Christmas the way you always wanted. Merry fucking Christmas to one and all, and a happy fucking New Year, too. Now get wrapping before you leave it too late!

Additional Information

Wrap dimensions: 500x700mm

Printed and manufactured in the UK

Note - This flat wrapping sheet will be folded for postage.

Delivery

Items ordered before 2pm are dispatched on the same day using the 1st class Royal Mail service. Orders over £25 will receive free delivery to one UK address.

Returns

We take extra care to provide you with the very best products. Cards posted are protected in a cardboard backed envelope and other items are packed with care. If the item arrives damaged or faulty then please let us know as soon as you can. You will be entitled to a full refund up to 14 days from the purchase date.

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