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SHIT MYSELF
DMA355

£2.99
6 in stock
Giftwrap
Handwritten card

Description

Dean Morris Cards:

Shit Myself With Excitement Rude Birthday Card

Just because it's their birthday doesn't mean you have to be too excited about. Here's the obligatory birthday card, just make sure you don't get too excited by the occasion. It could get messy.

Additional Information

Card dimensions: 126x178mm

Packed in a cellobag with envelope

Printed and Manufactured in the UK

Blank inside

Standard letter post

Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class

Card Shack is the home the best Birthday Cards in Bristol. All of our greeting cards are designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our birthday cards are great to help celebrate a special occassion or simply have a laugh!

Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge!

Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to your loved one! Hey - If you order before 2pm, we will dispatch it the same day. Not to worry if not, it will go out the next day. We use the Royal Mail First Class Service for super speedy delivery.

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Delivery

Items ordered before 2pm are dispatched on the same day using the 1st class Royal Mail service. Orders over £25 will receive free delivery to one UK address.

Returns

We take extra care to provide you with the very best products. Cards posted are protected in a cardboard backed envelope and other items are packed with care. If the item arrives damaged or faulty then please let us know as soon as you can. You will be entitled to a full refund up to 14 days from the purchase date.

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