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Youre A Massive Festive Bellend Rude Christmas Card

18 in stock
Handwritten card


Dean Morris Cards:

Just because it's all twinkly and Christmas it doesn't mean that mate who is a bellend isn't a bellend any more. With it being silly season and amateur drinking month they're now an even bigger festive bellend. With baubles on. Time to celebrate this unique festive bellend with the perfect card.

Additional Information

Card dimensions: 126x178mm

Packed in a cellobag with envelope

Printed and Manufactured in the UK

Blank inside

Standard letter post

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