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Youre On The Cunt List Rude Christmas Card
DMX06

£2.99
16 in stock
Giftwrap
Handwritten card

Description

Dean Morris Cards:

Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you might want to give them a little forewarning so they can do something about it in time for Christmas. Probably too late though to be honest...

Additional Information

Card dimensions: 126x178mm

Packed in a cellobag with envelope

Printed and Manufactured in the UK

Blank inside

Standard letter post

Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class

Delivery

Items ordered before 2pm are dispatched on the same day using the 1st class Royal Mail service. Orders over £25 will receive free delivery to one UK address.

Returns

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